Thursday, November 3, 2011

I read this comment on a website and it made me laugh...

The article was about what to do on a first date...

Climb the highest tree you can find together and compile photo evidence of your trip to the top.

While already out, randomly propose going into a bookstore and slipping dirty notes into books for new readers.

Dress up as lame superheroes and stop at least one petty crime “ie. jaywalking, littering….”

Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airplanes.

Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down as you can, without them noticing.

Pack a bag for the weekend with seasonable clothes and supplies for two days. Get tickets on standby for the next flight to the first place that intrigues you and stay there for the weekend.

Write a short story together at a table outside of a Starbucks. As for help from other patrons when you get stuck.

Spend the day dressed to impress test-driving super expensive sports cars.

Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you have both secretly wanted to do forever. Have an unabashed good time. Document with photo evidence.

Talk your way into getting the chef at your favorite restaurant to create a meal that's complete unique just for the two of you.

Improvise short dramas in front of security cameras.

Wake up at midnight. Drive all night to the closest beach and watch the sunrise to begin your weekend down the shore. Sleep all day, party all night.

Meet up in a city that neither of you have been to and check in the same hotel as a married couple using fake names. Make up a backstory about how you met and what you're there for an see how well you can improvise funny stories and anecdotes while socializing with complete strangers.

Go to a minor league baseball game under the stars. Tell each other stories about how bad you are at athletics. Randomly cheer for both teams. Eat lots of Cracker Jacks.

Buy some sidewalk chalk and walk around the city writing fortune cookie messages on the ground.

Rent a bad 70's kung fu movie. Turn the volume all the way down and make up your own script as it plays. - Chemical Weapons for the war between the sexes.

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